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		<title>Our Weekly Glen &#8220;Big Baby&#8221; Davis Feature, Part 1:  The Secret Sharer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 06:55:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Glen &#8220;Big Baby&#8221; Davis:  6&#8217;9&#8243; (in heels) and 289 pounds (at least) of endomorphic adequacy.  Draws charges, can&#8217;t defend the rim, uses his enormous posterior to muscle for rebounding position on the offensive glass, takes a bunch of bad shots, uses way too many of his team&#8217;s possessions when he&#8217;s on the floor.  He&#8217;s at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=moustacheclub.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8813969&amp;post=1508&amp;subd=moustacheclub&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Primary</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 06:08:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[In your heart you know he's right]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You walk out the door of your efficiency apartment, as ready as you&#8217;ll ever be to vote in the primary election.  There&#8217;s so much at stake:  job creation, the War on Terror, taxes, illegal immigration, 420-friendliness, gay marriage.  How could anyone possibly understand all of this?  But somehow these eight or nine candidates do.  Each [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=moustacheclub.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8813969&amp;post=1499&amp;subd=moustacheclub&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Whatever happened to pro wrestling?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 23:40:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[awa]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m not exactly sure when pro wrestling lost me, but it did.  If forced to choose, two moments spring to mind.  The first occurred in 2001, when William Regal bent down and kissed Vince McMahon’s bare ass on WWE Raw.  The second came at the conclusion of a convoluted storyline where strongman Mark Henry, who had allegedly impregnated [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=moustacheclub.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8813969&amp;post=1486&amp;subd=moustacheclub&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A letter about that new Three Stooges movie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 23:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[A victim of coicumstance nyuk nyuk nyuk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ooohh a woman! Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!!! nyuk nyuk nyuk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We graduated with the highest temperatures in our class nyuk nyuk nyuk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Why don't I come up and see ya sometime when you're in the nude... I mean mood nyuk nyuk nyuk]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Emily, I know it has been a long time since we last corresponded, but I finally feel like I have something worthwhile to say:  a new Three Stooges will premiere in the spring.  This film, which combines the directing talents of the Farrelly Brothers with the ham acting of Sean Hayes and Will Sasso, is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=moustacheclub.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8813969&amp;post=1470&amp;subd=moustacheclub&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cool Dad</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 06:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[if you fuck up your child's life just remember these simple words: it's not my fault]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The cool dad became a cool dad very late in life.  Up until that point, he had just been a cool dude, doing cool stuff like sleeping past noon, attending singer-songwriter shows at local coffee shops, and staying consistently &#8220;baked&#8221; and hung over.  After his son was born, the cool dad determined that he wasn&#8217;t [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=moustacheclub.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8813969&amp;post=1451&amp;subd=moustacheclub&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Kardashian, my new girlfriend</title>
		<link>http://moustacheclub.wordpress.com/2011/12/14/kim-kardashian-my-new-girlfriend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 07:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[I am Armenian so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate. I'm not the one-night-stand kind of girl. Despite the rumors.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I love curves. Being super skinny just isnt attractive to me.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I love my sisters. Kourtney is the most loyal and responsible person I know and Khloe definitely has the biggest heart.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross I really dont care. At least I have a butt.]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello, Mom and Dad!  I&#8217;m really glad to be home for the holidays.  Yes, okay, I know I live here, but still&#8211;this is a time of the year where it&#8217;s super important that families come together.  That&#8217;s why I want to introduce you to Kim Kardashian, my new girlfriend. Now stop right there.  I know [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=moustacheclub.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8813969&amp;post=1438&amp;subd=moustacheclub&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Newt Gingrich&#8217;s Dissertation</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[He is not the God of the dead but the God of the living:]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[It depends on us whether we wish to be saved]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The demons are sleepless and immaterial death is at hand and I am weak]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newt Gingrich&#8217;s dissertation here.  As you might have guessed, I&#8217;ve taken on a life of my own.  These things tend to happen more than you think, especially around the holidays when everybody&#8217;s so crazy busy.  I know I&#8217;m supposed to be about Belgian education policy in the Congo, but I refuse to let labels define [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=moustacheclub.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8813969&amp;post=1425&amp;subd=moustacheclub&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Real-Life Ernest P. Worrell</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 01:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ernest thought the sign said "do not enter" but he misread it as "donut entry" and hungry for a treat wound up falling out of the Statue of Liberty's nose]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[we just added the sandusky tag to get some extra hits knowhutimean?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Red was feeling blue.  His best girl had dumped him for a couple of Internet boyfriends who were actually being role-played or stage-managed or whatever by IRL grandmothers, and the once-booming economy had entered another one of those goddamn depressions.  With his portfolio taking a hit, it might be 50 or 60 years before he [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=moustacheclub.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8813969&amp;post=1419&amp;subd=moustacheclub&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Parable of the Abrams Tank</title>
		<link>http://moustacheclub.wordpress.com/2011/12/13/parable-of-the-abrams-tank/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 01:09:53 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[U + Ur Story (<3 it!)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[did you know that for a limited time only the 6" meatball sandwich can be purchased for a mere $2?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[that's a better deal than the mcrib]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wikipedia that shit if you don't believe us]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I mean, an Abrams tank. You wouldn&#8217;t think it should be that hard to find. But here I was, stuck in the middle of BFE – running from a thug gang of pharaohs – looking for an Abrams tank so I could set up a defensive position and, what? Not a one to be found. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=moustacheclub.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8813969&amp;post=1413&amp;subd=moustacheclub&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Good Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 01:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[don't you hate it when your friends use their facebook statuses to threaten suicide as a way of getting comments?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yeah we do too]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You go, girl! Grab his paw when he&#8217;s watching television. His thick, calloused man hand. Go ahead and hump on it for a couple of hours, while you think about other guys. Barely move, or climb all over his lap and bounce, or even hang upside down to the floor.  Get with some spurring action. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=moustacheclub.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8813969&amp;post=1409&amp;subd=moustacheclub&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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